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Burrito Bison Revenge Burrito Bison Revenge

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This game is really good. One of the best launch/distance games I have played in awhile. I spent hours playing this. After I beat it on here I realized you can play it for free on adultswim.com You don't have to pay gamergold for the fajita, pepper, and taco.

I'm giving it 4.5 stars because it got a little repetitive.


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Strollin' Strollin'

Rated 5 / 5 stars

cool

I don't mind the memes. I must not be on the right sites because the only reason I know about these memes is because some people post them on facebook. So yea, I don't really understand the memes. They were never hilarious to me at one point, nor have they become over played. The game seems actually pretty cool. I like games that are similar to kitten cannon, turtle launch, nankakku crash, etc. but the camera made it impossible for me to get the hang of. My guy also runs in place and the only way to get out of it is to diagonal jump. It is also possible to move before "GO". This is the end of my review. I didn't even get to use my Strollin power. Also I don't see how you would work multiplayer into a sequel. I also don't recommend anyone play multiplayer games on newgrounds because the ports required to play leave your computer vulnerable to attack.



Georganism Georganism

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fun little game

Most of the puzzles were easy. I wish you could combine all three jellies. I also must say that the music was VERY irritating. I had to mute it. It was like upbeat tribal music with children making weird noises. Horrible. Definitely something I don't want to listen to on a loop.



Rebuild 2 Rebuild 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

....

i just played this game for 9+ hours. unlocked 3 endings and ready to fly to another city in the helicopter. i don't think im going to though



Crystal Story Crystal Story

Rated 4 / 5 stars

great

This game is pretty great. I like how Phoebe throws bananas at her enemies. I enjoyed doing the quests, leveling up my guys, and finding better weapons. I haven't figured out the slime pet thing either. I'm saving up on food so I can test out some different combinations. I haven't beat the game yet either. I will probably beat it later today.

Some flaws I found were that the story line was kind of lacking, the dialogue was really gay sometimes or just didn't make sense. I also encountered an error that made me lose some progress. I used a town portal after I killed some enemies and then came back and the game froze. I think its because I spawned on a guy. To other players: I would be careful where you use a town portal.

I would like to see a sequel with more dungeons instead of one big long one. Maybe some other towns to go to as well. And then a plot would be nice. Maybe the slime pet could follow me around too.

Anyways great game!


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You're a Tool! You're a Tool!

Rated 3 / 5 stars

yea its not a game

This is not a game. Some of the art was really good and that is why im giving it a six. Alot of it sucked tho.


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The three bears The three bears

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yay!

I win!



Robinson Crusoe: The Game Robinson Crusoe: The Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

please add a way to skip intro

i agree this game is way too hard. your stats go down too fast. also please add a way to skip the intro


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Picos Quest Picos Quest

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nice

I love these kind of games. Hugo's House of Horrors was one of my favorite games. The only thing I didn't like is the amount of commands that were acceptable. It seems like you spent more time making swear words recognizable than things people would actually type in. Even if a command is not recognized, the game could give a funny response other than, "I don't recognize that command." It also could've thrown me a hint when I was trying to figure out how to make orange juice. Sorry I harped on this so much. I just think that half of the fun of these games is seeing the funny things that the game says when you type random things in like "Fly" or "commit suicide." The other two things that make games like these fun are the puzzle solving aspect. I also love chain of event type quests.


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Space is Key Space is Key

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

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the game was simple yet addicting. the music was good too. in my opinion you did not add enough of a delay after dying